It's like playing a game of chess with your own life. Donnie, this isn't this isn't funny, you gotta untie me, buddy. [Approaches the guy] Wouldn't you like to know how to sell it? Saurel! Captain Ted Beecham: I fucked up! Naomi Lapaglia: All rights reserved. Dont worry, it wont take long. [Dangles the fish from the bowl by its tail and swallows it]. There were four right here. Three or four times, maybe five. Go on. Mark Hanna: Privacy Policy Yeah, I'm sure. Why? Last month you were a wine connoisseur, now you're an aspiring landscape architect. Pick up the phone and start dialing! Guinea Gulch. Oh, my God. Naomi Lapaglia: Jordan Belfort: But you You, Jordan, you got this way all on your own. Jesus Christ. Naomi Lapaglia: Jordan Belfort: No, I don't wanna implode, sir. Right, exactly. There's no nobility in poverty. Jordan Belfort: You know what my lawyer said? $26,000 for one fucking dinner! Good! If I can be of any help to you on your journey I'll do my best. Cause I can't keep track of your professions honey! Donnie Azoff: Babe, why you doing it like that? I mean, what if something like that happened? Out of respect. Donnie Azoff, Look, man a lot of having a kid or whatever takes risk, whether youre fuckin cousins or not, you know Donnie Azoff, Well, basically, you know, if the kid was retarded I would I would, you know, drive it up to the country and just like, you know, open the door and let it say Youre free now! You know? But pretty soon, somebody figured out that if you resisted the urge to sleep for just fifteen minutes, you got a pretty kick-ass high from it. Hey, sweetheart! Donnie Azoff: John, one thing I can promise you, even in this market, is that I never ask my clients to judge me on my winners. It is perhaps the best thing I've seen in the last six months. We don't start dialing at 9:30, because our clients are already answering the phone! She was the one with my cock in her mouth in the Ferrari, so put your dick back in your pants. Jordan Belfort: People have been buzzing about Martin Scorsese's new movie, "The Wolf of . She brought in a decorator, feng shui'd the whole place. Naomi Lapaglia: Oh baby. And guess what? Jordan Belfort: The name of the game, moving the money from the client's pocket to your pocket. It was like pissing in the fate gods eye. You could pay off your mortgage. Jordan Belfort: Yeah? Because if I do decide to cooperate I might only looking at four short years. What kind of hooker takes credit cards? Mark Hanna : It's his first day on Wall Street. [also in thoughts] It took 90 minutes for these fuckers to kick in but once they did, *pow. Daddy's really sorry about what he said in the other room, he didn't mean any of it! This movie unfortunately is too raunchy to ever be considered for an award, but it is a quality film. It had nothing to fucking do with me. Funny, self-referential, and irreverent to a fault. You can give generously to your church or political party of your choice. Jordan Belfort, You wanna know what money sounds like? You know? Right? It doesn't exist. I'm constantly weighing everything in my mind and trying to predict how my actions will influence events. Donnie Azoff: Three days later, I filed for a divorce and moved Naomi into the apartment. I was hooked in seconds. Jordan Belfort: If you agree to the divorce right now, I will allow visitation. Oh, hey! And you know something else, Daddy? I want to. BENI-FUCKING-HANA? They're called telephones. and the Huh? It's fucked up. Without you, theyre just worthless hunks of plastic. * And I had skipped the tingle phase and jumped straight to the drool phase. They're wrapped in sheets. This is what happens when you fuck with your pets on new issue day! Good, pick up the phone and start dialing! Jesus Christ, I think you have a fuckin' drug problem. Good! Champagne. I mean, who the fuck wanted to live there? Yet Jordan Belfort: But it gets even better, baby. We'll get broad-sided and tip over. The movie is being directed by Martin Scorsese, stars Leonardo DiCaprio, and is based on the autobiography of Wall Street castaway, Jordan Belfort. Copyright Fandango. fucking digits. Naomi Lapaglia: Naomi Lapaglia: That'd scare the shit out of me, buddy. Jordan Belfort : [to the waiter] Oh, I'm good with water for now. All very acidic above-the-shoulders mustard shit. You gotta feed the geese to keep the blood flowing. Don't you fucking dare. If you did it long enough, he was certain to piss right back at you. Jordan Belfort: Do you jerk off? Some disgusting wildebeest with three days of razor-stubble, in a sleeveless muumuu, crammed in next to you in a carload full of groceries from the fucking Price Club. Nicholas the Butler: Theyre wrapped in sheets. Go to a trading floor on Wall Street. Jordan Belfort, OK, first rule of Wall Street Nobody and I dont care if youre Warren Buffet or Jimmy Buffet nobody knows if a stocks going up, down or f-ing sideways, least of all stockbrokers. This is "Wall Street" but with Leonardi DiCaprio and Jonah Hill on Quaaludes. You gotta stay relaxed. No, they're not retarded or anything like that Jordan Belfort: It's not like that. This Martin Scorsese hit film stars Leonardo Dicaprio, Jonah Hill and Margot Robbie in lead roles. Stay up-to-date on all the latest Rotten Tomatoes news! Hold on! Get off me! Good luck on that subway ride home to your miserable, ugly fucking wives. Jordan Belfort lived an outrageous life which ultimately caught up with him. If you have 60 seconds, I'd like to share the idea with you. Baby, you know you got real anger issues. And I hate fucking chess!, And my wifewell, I guess shed earned her scene with me, but still; did she really have that much reason to be angry? Jordan Belfort: Let me lock in that trade right now and get back to you with my secretary with an exact confirmation. I want you to come for me like it's the last fucking time. Many weren't happy with the ending, though it was a very accurate representation of this day and time, and falls in line with typical Scorsese films. And I choose rich every fuckin' time. it should simply be a lesson learned about the world of the stock broker because it's not possible to empathise with his character as everything he does it so vile. the Terms and Policies, and to receive email from Rotten Tomatoes. You people are all shit out of luck. Chester Ming, the depraved China man, thought jujitsu was in Israel. Go at it. Think about it. And all my friends are trying to fuck her, you know, and Im not gonna let one of these assholes fuck my cousin. If you sell $10,000 worth of this stock, I will personally give you a blowjob for free. Without you, they're just worthless hunks of plastic. It kind of wigs some people out. Everybody on point! Everyone wants to get rich. In the bedroom? [Naomi walks in on a gay orgy] Do it differently each time. It's got no no alcohol. $4,000? Turns out all the FBI really wants from me is to cooperate. Jordan Belfort: That's my boy right there. The movie is popular for its engaging story and its depiction of the notorious party culture. Mark Hanna: Do I Do I I jerk off? By creating an account, you agree to the the wolf of wall street 123 GIFs. [Wakes up on plane; finds he is restrained by a seatbelt across his chest] And whore you gonna be sitting next to? Donnie Azoff: They don't give a shit about money. From movie lovers to businessmen alike The Wolf of Wall Street is arguably one of the most iconic films of the 21st century. What I want to know is, have you got the guts to live?, They were drunk on youth, fueled by greed, and higher than kites., And from the time I was a kid, I've had this internal monologue roaring through my head, which doesn't stop - unless I'm asleep. But if you can make your clients money at the same time it's advantageous to everyone, correct? No, I'm not fucking letting you near my kids! Good! Mark Hanna: Mommy, have you ever noticed anything odd about Mr. I'm fucked up, Brad. The book, motherfucker, the book! The Wolf of Wall Street Buff Revised Pages 3/5/13 62. . Pop off to the bathroom, work one out any time you can. It's fairy dust. is an initial public offering. All day long, decimal points, high frequencies. I'm sure every person has this; it's just that my monologue is particularly loud. Jordan Belfort: That was so fucking great. Well, he says that he only wants to make furniture. Alden Kupferberg, Yeah, like Buddhists. Yes, I think it's true. Cause I cant keep track of your professions honey! Jordan Belfort: Refresh and try again. Jordan Belfort: Id suggest you also read my post 33 Inspiring Jordan Belfort Quotes For Success. Its never landed. The 4.95-acre equestrian estate comes with a wine cellar, a ten-stall stable, and a saltwater pool. [throwing money at the FBI agents] Come on. Jordan Belfort: Chester Ming: On a daily basis I consume enough drugs to sedate Manhattan, Long Island, and Queens for a month. Go to a trading floor on Wall street. Jordan Belfort: I'll do four grand. Act as if you have unmatched confidence and then people will surely have confidence in you. Naomi Lapaglia: And you know something else, daddy? Jordan Belfort: Exactly. Naomi and I got along. Very British, you know. The Matthew McConaughey's Wolf Of Wall Street chant soon became of the most iconic parts of the movie and is right up there in popularity with the actor's own " Alright, alright, alright " from Dazed And Confused. Jordan Belfort: I can get you beer if you want fuckin' beer. They dont give a shit about money. I gotta tell you. How are you doing today? All the sudden I - one week - nobody had anything down there any more. I mean, you're a duchess right, the Duchess of Bay Ridge. Naomi Lapaglia: Jordan Belfort: Marvel Movies Ranked Worst to Best by Tomatometer, Jurassic Park Movies Ranked By Tomatometer, The Most Anticipated TV & Streaming Shows of March 2023, Pokmon Detective Pikachu Sequel Finds Its Writer and Director, and More Movie News. Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: My lawyer said that you're going to prison for 20 years, Jordan! Donnie Azoff: Mayday! So It's Wolf of Wall Street, But for Learning How to Pick Up Girls Stevie Emerson 1.22M subscribers 1.6M views 2 years ago WATCH BLOOPERS FOR EVERY VIDEO. Jordan Belfort: He actually went to law school. Bald as as China doll. Jordan Belfort: No, Daddy doesn't even get to touch Mommy for a very, very very long time. What, if the kid's retarded? Naomi Lapaglia: Hey, pal. FUCK! I myself, I jerk off at least twice a day. Yeah, yeah I jerk off. Go ahead and fuck me. You called the captain the n-word. It's startin' to shit in the house again. You're gonna give me a pass? Your email address will not be published. There were certain things that you just didnt joke about; it was simply bad luck. Not to mention countless dollars. I do it cause I fuckin' need to. They all want something for nothing. Those are rookie numbers in this racket. I do it 'cause I fucking *need* to. Brad: Smartest of the bunch was Nicky Koskoff. They're up my ass. Just below that it reads "Ticket Confirmation#:" followed by a 10-digit number. Can I have that Danish? Fun coupons! I got this non-alcoholic shit Jordan Belfort: Honey oh my God!, you probably had to pay them in cash with your hands! One fucking day. Wakes up on plane; finds he is restrained by a seatbelt across his chest, picks up the phone, then calmly, in a transatlantic accent, Sees a young broker cleaning his fishbowl, Pretends to walk away, but suddenly turns back, Dangles the fish from the bowl by its tail and swallows it. So take a good look, daddy. Then were gonna need some tranq darts, a pair a handcuffs, a can of Mace Wigwam, I dont think youre cut out for this job. Chester Ming: Donnie Azoff: Danger at every turn. Sell that. More importantly, you will learn. Are you fucking serious?